The Socialist Nightmare Before Christmas T-shirt

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The Socialist Nightmare Before Christmas T-shirt Unisex Hoodie, Ladies, Youth, Long Sleeve, Sweatshirt, Mug, Mask

Build the best alternative Christmas present for those you love a little more than others with our hilarious take on the classic horror Christmas movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas. Let them know they’re being watched this holiday season with this 1920’s socialist parody tee. Bring ghouls & avant-gardists together this holiday season with this bold comedy statement. Want to own another First to Wear item? Buy this delightful holiday t-shirt which has the uncanny likeness of a certain commodore as your favorite grumpy ol’ St. Nick. Okay? It’s only $25 and ships in a week, so hurry up and buy it now because there isn’t much time for the Holiday Rush! See Christmas in a whole new light—with this long sleeve cotton t-shirt! Be a bummer this holiday, and let your truth speak for you by contributing to the socialist youth’s downfall *shrug emoji* This black t-shirt with a red and white Santa Cut-out on it is difficult to tell if it’s an extravagant gift idea or the next Tijuana gift shop purchase.The shirt is currently on sale at Theory, an upscale children’s clothing store in Philadelphia and it costs $35. Whether you stand for socialism or not, purchasing this shirt seems like a capitalist act. 

The Socialist Nightmare Before Christmas T-shirt Information:.

Gildan 5000

  • Classic fit
  • 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd2 (180 g/m2))
  • Tear away label
  • Runs true to size

About

This heavy cotton tee has the classic cotton look and feel. Casual elegance will make it an instant favorite in every man’s wardrobe.

Key features

  • 100% Open end cotton:Environmentally-friendly manufactured cotton that gives thicker vintage feel to the shirt. Long lasting garment suitable for everyday use
  • Without side seams:Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes garment more attractive
  • Ribbed knit collar without seam:Ribbed knit makes collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
  • Shoulder taped:Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and to prevent stretching

Care instructions

Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron ; Do not drycleanThe Socialist Nightmare Before Christmas T-shirt,The Socialist Nightmare Before Christmas T-shirt,The Socialist Nightmare Before Christmas T-shirt,The Socialist Nightmare Before Christmas T-shirt,The Socialist Nightmare Before Christmas T-shirt

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